it's jokes

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg... Einstein got ready to climax while doing math but realized you can't cumtilyain cumtilion. It's after sucktillion fucktillion.

Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?

Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.

It is now legal to bully an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?

It was only 3/5 full.

Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

How many audio engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, two. One, TWO. One, two. One, two.

Cheese, a beloved food item across the globe, has a rich history, diverse varieties, and significant nutritional value. Originating over 7,000 years ago, cheese has evolved from a method of preserving milk to a culinary staple enjoyed in countless dishes and cuisines.

The diversity of cheese is truly astounding. From the creamy Brie of France to the sharp Cheddar of England, the smoky Gouda of the Netherlands to the tangy Feta of Greece, each variety of cheese reflects the culture and geography of its origin. The process of cheese-making, while sharing a common foundation, varies greatly, resulting in differences in texture, flavor, and appearance. This diversity is a testament to human ingenuity and the rich tapestry of global food culture.

In terms of nutrition, cheese is a valuable source of protein, calcium, and vitamins such as B12. However, it's also high in fat and sodium, which means it should be consumed in moderation as part of a balanced diet. Despite this, the unique flavors and textures of cheese make it a cherished part of many people's diets.

What did the horse say after it tripped?

Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

It’s important to establish a good vocabulary.

If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.