it's jokes

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

Stopping it with a shovel.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

I love the way the Earth rotates.

It really makes my day!

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

"Why do people call Americans excessive?"

"It was probably because of WWII."

"Oh, you mean the war where America responded to the destruction of several ships and a harbor and the deaths of a little over a thousand by completely flattening two cities and killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."

So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.

That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.

I guess this is pretty plane.

I am sorry I am just winging it.

Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.

Wow, I just landed that one!

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.

what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.

My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.

My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.

Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Wanna go ride a bike?

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.