it's jokes
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Hey girl, is that an ass seen on TV, 'cause I'd buy it.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"
Woman two: "Did that work?"
Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.