it's jokes

Hospital

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Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

Book

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One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

JD Vance

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You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

Mama

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Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Mama

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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Scar

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My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Ye

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It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.

Sex

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The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

Mop

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What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

Inbreeding

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Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Incest

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The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.