it's jokes
For those of you greener than a Mexican's card when it comes to this website, it's darker than the unemployment line.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?
For me, life.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
What's meaner than a pit bull with AIDS?
The guy that gave it to him.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!