it's jokes
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!