it's jokes
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Hello, I am back with more mind-blowing facts.
1. Why are cookies called cookies and bacon called bacon when you bake cookies and cook bacon?
2. If you tuck your shirt into your trousers and it is called tucking your shirt in, does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers, doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt?
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
I made a website for orphans, but it wouldn’t let me put a homepage.