IT jokes
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Why was the number 10 afraid?
Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.