IT jokes
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
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Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Did you hear about the blind prostitute?
Well, you got to hand it to her.
Want to have sex?
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You know sex is better than logic, but I could've proved it...
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
It’s Christmas. Merry Christmin. Merry Chrirismas. Merry Chrisis. Merry Chrsyler.