IT jokes
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What would happen if a dam broke when you are on it?
You would be dam unlucky.
I still remember the last thing Gaster said before he kicked the bucket, it was, "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?" (Sans)
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.