IT jokes

I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...

It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.

A man hits a woman with his car. Whose fault was it?

The man, why was he driving in the kitchen?

How does a priest purify water?

Boil the hell out of it!

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.

He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.

"I have cancer," the doctor said. "I have 3 days to live," but I was like "fuck it" and killed him. The jury said, "I have life in prison." I shouted, "Yes!" He said, "Thank you, you saved my life!"

I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.

My victims still scream.

What did the angry cow say to its enemy?

"We have beef!"

Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?

It was blue 😔.

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.