IT jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
Yo mama so fat when she step on a scale it say, "To be continued..."
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.