Issue jokes
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
My son always said he wanted to skydive, so we went on a plane, and mid-flight, we had to jump out. The only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Why do I only date orphans?
Because they never have daddy issues.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't ever find home.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.