Issue jokes

I've got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them.

What do you call a green camel?

My parents left me.

I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.

Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

Stop joking about suicide, it's not funny. You people must be so ignorant to be able to joke about such serious issues that you clearly are uneducated on.

Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."

Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.

You know every time we think of sex, an angel dies.

We ran out of dead people hundreds of years ago.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.