Issue jokes
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
It's not rape if you both like it.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!