Invention jokes
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
OMG guys, I finally did it. I made a head slicey boy. I have headless.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is okay to use the new device. The couple agrees, and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing. They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*