Invention jokes
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
You should always wash your sex toys. That’s why priests invented baptism.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
The inventor of the umbrella was just going to call it "brella," but he hesitated.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
*Shotguns in a nutshell*
2B: MUST.
4B: ADD.
6B: MORE.
12B: *B A R R E L S*
*And that's how multi-barrel shotguns were made.*
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
If Thomas Running invented running, what did Paul Walker invent?
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...