Invention jokes
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.