Invention jokes
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
I heard the man who invented Autocorrect died; may he rest in peace.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8.