Intimacy jokes
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
When I masturbate, things cum.
When an old man does, no one cums.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Memes
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
I just had sex.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?