Intimacy jokes

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

I want to cream, rn.

Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.

"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"

What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..

Just put the diaper on her 😉

She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

Want to have sex?

Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."

No, a lot's been through you.

Daddy, harder!

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!

If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.

"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.