A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Intimacy Jokes
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
A condom!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
