Intimacy jokes
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What is a queef?
Something your mum did in bed last night. 😩😩😩🍑🍑🍑🌬️🌬️🌬️🌪️🌪️🌪️
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.