Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.
Thanks for learning and getting advice.
Also, don't be such a horny one!
I stood in front of the mirror. "Joseph, I will love and protect you forever," my dick cooed. I looked down at it, a single crystalline tear sliding down my face. I was at peace.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
What does the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going inside."
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
