Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? because he is
Who is the king of Reddit? Sam Ryan
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer? there is sperm on the computer screen
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
I am trying to re comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here. Here are some rules to make a good joke: 1: don’t say “my life” 2: proof read your joke, and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it 3: And don’t re post things (although this last one is hippocritical because this was me trying to repost something but it is still a good rule to go by)
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick...and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
