Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do you call a sad Doge? What? Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
The only reason he died was because virgin media wifi crashed
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
"What's 9 + 10?" "21" (lol XD)
Also: "My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing: Ninga has ligma
why can't orphans play online games. Because they don't have parents to sign them up
and i oop
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
Me: *makes chuck norris meme* Internet: *all the other memes are dead now* Me: well shit.
his wife shut off the internet
why did stephen hawkins die
he lost internet connections
