Internet jokes
Voicemailing.
Google is butt.
Comment if I'm ugly.
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Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
This is my fake ex. Proof he fake
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
This website is a joke.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Anybody here from 4chan?
I left my Avatar at home today.
His wife shut off the internet.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Doin (DYM 49).
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.