Internet Jokes

Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.

How fast does 173 move?

Breakneck speeds!

I left my Avatar at home today.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

my goofy ahh uncle

A close-up, slightly distorted image of a person's face with dark skin and plump lips. The face is stretched vertically, making it look elongated and somewhat comical.

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"Why am I ugly?"

Google would like to operate your camera.

Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

Get noob.

DOGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Your mom dot com.

What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?

The local Aryan network.

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.