Internet jokes
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
When you still there?
Doin' (DYM 19)
Know (DYM 24).
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
Memes
What I if told you
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
Squirrel: I got a joke.
Dog: What the hell is it?
Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Subscribe to PewDiePie at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-lHJZR3Gqxm24_Vd_AJ5Yw 56.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Your mom dot com.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
"Room, you on."
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.