If you read this, you lost your v card.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
User name is Nico Belick.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
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I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.