Internet jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
I made an orphan website.
But it did not have a home page.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What's red and shaped like a bucket?
Trisha Paytas
Why does this exist?
lolo.
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Your (DYM 13).
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.
Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol
Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!
Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.