Internet jokes
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Oh no
Approached (DYM 100).
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
(People will then say "r")
Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
Funny posts.
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.
For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.