What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
What the fluff happened to this website?
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
TikTok
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
PORNHUB
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
So Mungus.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
