Internet jokes
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I hope this email finds u well
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
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What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.