Internet

Internet jokes

Boy

    • I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

    Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

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    • Internet memes

    Candice

    • Me: Hey Siri, did you know Candice died?

    Siri: Yes, I was informed she died from sugondese.

    Me: What is that?

    Siri: Sugondese nuts.

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    • Teacher

    • When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.

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    • Lol

    • Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

    Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

    Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

    Stacy: lol

    Arabian

    • The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

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    • Poop

    • Squirrel: I got a joke.

    Dog: What the hell is it?

    Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

    Website

    • I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

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