Internet jokes

Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.

I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

I made a website for orphans.

It doesn't have a home page.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.

What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?