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Internet Jokes

People

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

Vpn

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

Download

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

WiFi

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Account

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Rule

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

Suicide

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

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  • Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

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  • Pedophile

    Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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  • Mama

    Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

    Post

    Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!

    Rickroll

    What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

    You just got fruit-rolled.