Internet jokes
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a home page.
What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?
TripAdvisor.com
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
I am no longer anonymous.
Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
For all the Harry Potter fans:
A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.
One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
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