Internet jokes

Whenever I see a dog video, I just take a second to press paws.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

For all the Harry Potter fans:

A VPN is occlumency for smart devices, and our ISP is a legilimens.

"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"

"Wait! I can explain everything!"

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

Why did Steven Hawking die?

He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.

Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.

Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?

What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

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