Internet

Internet jokes

Age

  • Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

    Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

    Site

  • Hi everyone that is mean to freshfry, Addison Banks, Drew, watersharky, Gwen, and jk master, fucking get off this site, bullies! I love everyone here except the bullies!

    Aunt

  • Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.

    Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.

    Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.

    Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.

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  • Orphan

  • Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

    Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

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  • Dislike

  • Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

    Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

    Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.