So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
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I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.
How's your day going?
Shut up, I didn't ask.
Use code tiko#teamfish
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Porn.
Is Google a girl or a boy?
Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.
My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
Like if you are in high school and miss school!
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?
There is sperm on the computer screen.
A guy entered a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching across the books, and the librarian asked him,
Librarian: What are you looking for?
Man: I am looking for a book!
Librarian: Which book?
Man: Facebook.
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
