Internet jokes

Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?

So that he could design his own “website.”

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.

Squirrel: I got a joke.

Dog: What the hell is it?

Squirrel: I clicked my nuts and clicked my poop.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

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So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

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I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.

How's your day going?

Shut up, I didn't ask.

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Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

Porn.

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

My grandfather tells me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

Is Sam Ryan a Reddit King?

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.