Internet jokes
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Can you dislike this!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
P or N?
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook; she literally posts every day, but this day was sort of a hard hit.
So what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on Facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85, and I don't want to explain what milf means, but she got a lot of DM's from a lot of old guys. BUT, this one exact guy named Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do an adult film. I don't know what that is. I think it's an adult movie, of course, so she says yes and flies out to San Diego, and she never came back after yesterday, and to YOU Johnny Sins, my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be an adult movie and not a por...
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!