Internet jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Hey, what do you call a beta simp?
You call me the beta simp.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Can you dislike this!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.
P or N?