stephen hawkng isnt dead his update is just laggy because he is too far from the wifi box
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don’t follow you..."
I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?
Gay follow me on TikTok @thatpunkid.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke
I created a website for Orphans but there was no homepage
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
What the hell is this website, do you all think these jokes are funny?
Youtubers say like and subscribe!
trolololololloollllol
"Pogchamp ETHAN!"
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
Voicemailing.
A 28-year-old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online.
For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What do you call a pornography version of TikTok?
Dik Cok (dick cock)
Must. Escape. Meme.
Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
