Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
Internet Jokes
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
The homepage.
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Why can't an orphan sign up for adoption websites?
Parental Login: __________
Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.
*You're a real best Gwen*
