Internet

Internet jokes

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

I was on the Official Cristiano Ronaldo website when suddenly my Anti-Virus software showed an alert on my screen! The notification read "WARNING: FRAUD DETECTED!" I was shocked but not surprised.

Penaldo has been finished for years after all, and he often ghosts in big games.

I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?

His internet connection ran out.

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the "chrime."