Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Internet Meme Jokes
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Ligma.
Balls.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
What did Sally get for Christmas? Ligma?
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
