Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Kenshiro is already dead.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
