Internet meme jokes
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Dez nuts!
It's sad someone has ligma.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Kindly yeet someone!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
#RIPBOZO
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A B C deez nuts!
Big Chungus.