Dez nuts!
Internet Meme Jokes
It's sad someone has ligma.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Kindly yeet someone!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
#RIPBOZO
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Joe Biden deez nuts.
A B C deez nuts!
Big Chungus.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
