Internet meme jokes
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
Dez nuts!
It's sad someone has ligma.
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Kindly yeet someone!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Do you know Ligma... potatoes?
#RIPBOZO
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?