There is one rapist among us.
Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama's last name is- *gunshot*
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Creeper?
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
