RIP Candace.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Doin' (DYM 34).
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 80 people.
Then it exploded.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Creeper?
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
DEEZ NUTS
GOTTEM!
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
DEEZ NUTS!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
