Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
Creeper?
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Ligma.
Balls.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
