Internet meme jokes
Quandale Dingle
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Deez.
Deez who?
Deez nuts!
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Deez nutz!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
The (DYM 137).
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!