Internet meme jokes
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghosting👻
- Diving🐬
- Complaining to teammates😡
- Complaining to refs🤬
- Missing sitters🤦♂️
- Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️
- Proceed to get 🐐 shouts
- Repeat🔁
People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
Deez nutz!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Sususususususu su usus u sussu susu susus us ususususus sususus red sussy amogus susususususus.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Have you heard of deez nuts?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
The (DYM 137).
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Imposter: Did you do Sawcon task?
Crewmate: What's Sawcon?
Imposter: Sawcon deez nuts!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
There is one rapist among us.
an (DYM 83)