Internet meme jokes

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.

Kenshiro is already dead.

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Chuck Norris is a ham weiner.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.