International relations jokes

Trump built a wall that Mexicans can't get over it.

Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?

Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?

Neither of them respect boundaries.

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?

Economy doesn't work.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Russia: "Silence."

Ukraine: Help...

Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?

So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

What are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.

"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹

Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?

America - 8

Ethiopia - didn't.

Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?

American: Self defense.

Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?

Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!

Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.