Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin, lmfao.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
Yo, if Russia comes to the USA, just know their reboot cards don't expire.