My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
When Kim Jong-un said "nuke the Chinese", he meant put the take away in the oven. Some simple misunderstandings start a war.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
