Intelligence jokes
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Memes
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!