Intelligence jokes
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Memes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.