Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz. "No computers allowed on the test"
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a REBATE
If I agreed with Leo then that wouldn’t solve anything, it would just make BOTH of us dumb
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
