Intelligence jokes
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Memes
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.