Intelligence

Intelligence Jokes

Mom

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Study

Did you know that..

Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.

Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.

Mum

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Water

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.

Mother

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Chimp

Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?

John: I don't know.

Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...

Grenade

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Teacher

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Queen

Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.

Blonde

How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.