Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Intelligence Jokes
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
