Intelligence jokes
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"