Intelligence jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.

Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.

If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.

How do you get a blonde to drown?

Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.

Why do Asians excel at math?

Because their dog can never eat their homework.