If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Intelligence Jokes
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
