Intelligence

Intelligence jokes

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!

Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...

Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!

If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!

I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.

If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.

If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.