If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
