Intelligence jokes
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
How do you get a blonde to drown?
Stick a mirror at the bottom of a pool.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought keeping you was a good idea!
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why did the AI go to school?
To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!
Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.