Intelligence jokes

Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.

Why did the AI go to school?

To upgrade from "Artificially Intelligent" to "Artificially Hilarious"!

Ha ha ha. It is so funny. I hope you enjoy, fellow humans.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.