New Intelligence Jokes - Page 4

I am not a nerd ;) I'm just smarter then you.

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would just climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ.

how many braincells does a pregnant blonde have 2 one for her one for the baby

If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.

why are fish smart

they live in a school

Where do smart hotdogs end up?

On the honor roll!

James Bond gives all the ladies he's met, the perfect birthday gift. Chlamydia.

Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

And your IQ is 5.

Person 1: How smart are you? Person 2: Really smart Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2 how many are left? Person 2: 1 ghost is left Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!!!

My sister thinks shes so smart she said only and onion can make you cry so i brought the belt out and she started crying

Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?

You have to look down to see him.

My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter.... ... from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:

370HSSV 0773H

All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren't able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.

One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6's help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.