Intelligence jokes
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!