What do you call a smart person in America?
A tourist.
Intelligence Jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
