Intelligence jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.

My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because her students were so bright.

Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama's so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?

Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!

You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.

Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.