Intelligence jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
Yo mama so dumb, she failed lunch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.