Intelligence jokes
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
James Bond gives all the ladies he's met the perfect birthday gift: Chlamydia.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
Me: I know why you don't have friends.
Kid: Why?
Me: Because you can't even figure that out.
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Yo daddy so stupid, he went to the HO-tel to see some hoes.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
A blonde walks in and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde comes back the next day with brown hair and says, "I want to buy that TV."
The seller says, "I don't sell to blondes."
The blonde asks, "That's it, how'd you know I was a blonde?"
The seller replies, "Because that's a microwave."
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!