Insult jokes
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Your d*** size...
Joe Mama!
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your mom dot com.
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I think my baby is so similar to me!"
"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"
Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.