Insult jokes

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Your mum gay, lol.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.

Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?

Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Peter: *curses*

Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.

Yo momma!