Insult jokes
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?
A mathive dick.
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
Ya mums, ya dad.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
What does Ben 10 call his wife?
Humungouswhore