Insult jokes
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Why are the jokes fat? Because you made it.
I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Ur fat.
Take it in the ear day? More like take it in the rear day.
You wanna hear a joke?
You.