Insult jokes
“In yo mama.”
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Rot in hell?
More like nasty-ass thot in a well.
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Your mum's foreheads.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
You are the gayest.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!