Insult jokes
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
Your d*** size...
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
You are the gayest.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
Yo mama joke.
Roberto: Judd, your DNA looks like the infinite symbol.
Judd: Roberto, your DNA looks like a pasta noodle.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.