Insult jokes

Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?

A whore.

Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

What do you call a rude math teacher with a lisp?

A mathive dick.

The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.

"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"

Sally: "You..."

Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"

Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."

Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"

Johnny: "A pig."

Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "

Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"

Your mum gay, lol.

What’s another name for a cow?

You... cause you're fat.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your face.

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.

Do you know your E?

You're E tarded.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, you're a poo.