Insult jokes
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Ur mom gay, lol.
Your mum lol teehee!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Memes
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Your mom gay.
Orphan: I fucked your mom.
Kid: At least mine survived from it.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
Yo mama has such a big forehead, she is the CEO of foreheads!
Your forehead is so big you can jump without getting hurt.
What do you call a fat bitch that eats cum from used condoms? Your mom!
You smell like you farted. FARTED harted HARTED. A B honor rolls, all F's, you retarded. OHHHHHHHH!
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.