Insult jokes
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Ur mom gay, lol.
Memes
look at me and your mom
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, You'll suck my dick 'cause I'm stronger than you.
Yo momma!
Peter: *curses*
Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?
Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.
Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
Your mum lol teehee!
Your mom gay.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.