Insult jokes
My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Your mom gay.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Your momma! OHHHHH!
Your forehead is so huge, you don't have dreams, you have movies. Follow me on Instagram: _zer0x3.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?
Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your face is a joke.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."