Insult jokes
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
omg look what homer said
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
“In yo mama.”
That bloke Dean's a cunt!
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.
Your mum's foreheads.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."
You are the gayest.
Yo mama joke.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.