Insult

Insult jokes

Mama

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Memes

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.

Orphan

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.

Yo mama

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

One

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Hairline

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!