You stink!
Insult Jokes
Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
"Poo heads."
Yo momma so fat!
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
You (DYM 23).
Me: What are you?
Jake: A muddeasso.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
You're a big Z!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
I’m a paki nonse.
