Insult

Insult jokes

Mum

When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."

Mama

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!

Sister

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Egg

What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.