Insult jokes
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.
Fat, mean, and probably inbred.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
joe mama roast
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
I’m a paki nonse.
Ur face.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!