Insult jokes
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Your d*** size...
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Memes
Shitpost-master general
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
Joe Mama!
You're a big Z!
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
Your mum's foreheads.
You are the gayest.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Squirtle to Bulbasaur: "You kinda cum... like a baka..."