Insult jokes
Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.
When they said sin was ugly to look at, I didn't know God would use you as an example.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
PERIOD
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the doorbell, she says, "DING!"
Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.
Yo mama is so ugly that Bumble accused her of catfishing.
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
What do you call a pig in a blanket?
My wife on a cold day.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.