Insult jokes

Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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Yo momma's an ICE agent!

"I think my baby is so similar to me!"

"True, but the most important thing is that he is healthy!"

What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?

A whore.

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

You're more depressing than your own abortion video.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

Your family is so messed up that they shared one brain cell to have you even exist.

My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"

My bully. 😭

Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.