Insult jokes
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Memes
I’m a paki nonse.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
“In yo mama.”
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Me: Hey, were you born on a highway?
My enemy: Uh, no, why?
Me: Because that’s where most accidents happen.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.